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Soulard Mardi Gras

January 31, 2008 By: Curtis Category: city living, fun No Comments →

I’ve never been to Mardi Gras here in St. Louis.  Notice too that it wasn’t on my list of things I wanted to do either.  Still, I’m curious to go sometime.  We talked about possibly going down for the parade this year.  We’d take the kid and stand at the very beginning of the parade before it gets into the debauchery that is Soulard.  It probably won’t happen this year now since the wife has been in bed with a fever going on 2 days now.  (The flu bug is really going strong this year it seems.)

I’ve wondered, do most people really understand Mardi Gras in the first place?  Do people really need a day of excess before they start the season of Lent?  I’m sure the majority of people at the event have no idea of that and won’t likely be celebrating Lent starting the following day.  It’s a shame so many people are anxious to have any excuse to get drunk and be stupid.  It’s especially bad for those that live in Soulard.  Not everyone who lives there is there for the party.  Some actually live there for the history and architecture.  Yet, they are required to put up with the drunken parties and people urinating and sometimes even defecating on their front steps (from a first hand story of a co-worker who used to have an apartment in Soulard).

I drink only on occasion and when I do I’m very picky about WHAT I drink.  Cheap, bad alcohol isn’t worth my time.  So, spending an afternoon or evening out with a bunch of people chugging down cheap, worthless beer in an effort to have an excuse for acting like a fool is not my idea of fun. Yet, somehow, I’m still intrigued to go visit sometime to see first hand how the stupid half lives.

Pinewood Derby

January 30, 2008 By: Curtis Category: fun 1 Comment →

So, I had the first time experience of a Pinewood Derby this past weekend.  I was never into scouting growing up and so this was entirely new to me. 

Of course, there were a few cars there of 6 & 7 year olds that were so well done that I don’t think I could have done them that well myself.  So much for it being a child’s learning experience.  As for my son’s car, he did some online research and found a design he liked.  I helped him get the design drawn on the block and started the cuts with the coping saw.  He finished up the cutting and did all the sanding and painting/finishing himself.

His car still looked good, but nothing compared to some. He chose not to add any weights and leave it just like it was.  He didn’t finish real well, but had a lot of fun and actually learned some lessons from watching the cars that did win.  He already has ideas of what he can do for next year and is considering buying another block or two in order to practice on them ahead of time. 

Personally, I’m very proud of his work and the effort he put into it.  The work didn’t go without a couple of fits of anger and walking away for a while, but it still got done and did well enough that he finished kind of in the middle of the pack.  He definitely learned some new skills that I’m sure other kids his age don’t know.  After all, it was evident that not every kid there knows how to use a coping saw and apply a paste wax finish to their woodwork!

Furniture Inlays

January 29, 2008 By: Curtis Category: architecture, remodeling 1 Comment →

As I said a few weeks ago, I had fun at the Art Museum looking at the cool furniture with all the inlays.  I’ve always loved that kind of craftsmanship.  I saw some more very nice pieces at the museum at the Sheldon Concert Hall. 

I got intrigued enough to do some searching at the local library.  I reserved a book on Marquetry and Inlays and it came in this past weekend.  Browsing through it made me realize how simple it really is.  It always seemed to me it wasn’t really an extremely difficult thing, and I was right.  With a little forethought, the right tools and some patience it can be done.

I was even a bit surprised to see one of the recommended tools in the book was the good old fashioned rotary tool (better known to most as the brand name Dremel).  With a little router type stand it can use attachments to make the grooves necessary for inlaying the other woods. 

What I had always wondered was how do you go about making the intricate medallions and banding that you see on some of the pieces.  Well, as luck would have it, those are actually pre-made at this point in time.  They are typically made in big block form and then sliced off in thin pieces to sell.  And to top it off, they don’t seem to be that expensive. 

So, that settles it, when I get started making the storage bench for our foyer, it’s going to have an inlaid top.  I figure I’ll put some banding around the edge and a nice medallion in the center.  Some nice finish and I’ll have a beautiful piece of unique furniture that can be a family heirloom.  The inlay pieces I looked at online would cost about an extra $70 to complete the project.  Considering most of the wood I’ll use for the bench will be free, that means I’ll get that wonderful piece of furniture for almost no money. 

Anyone else out there ever do this kind of work?

Toilet Removal

January 28, 2008 By: Curtis Category: remodeling No Comments →

Down in the basement over the weekend, it was finally time to get rid of that extremely old toilet with cracks all over the bowl.  I started by taking off the nuts that were holding the tank to the wall.  Unfortunately, I didn’t have a wrench large enough to get the nuts off of the pipe connecting the tank to the bowl.  Luckily, the pipe is very thin and it took all of about 15 seconds to get a hacksaw all the way through it.

I took the tank outside to the yard and went in to work on the bowl.  The bolts broke off as soon as I tried to unscrew the nuts, so that was easy.  Rocking back and forth a bit and it came loose from the ground pretty quick.  I carried it out to the yard as well. 

I cam back to try and get the wax ring up off the floor only to discover there wasn’t a wax ring.  Evidently, the toilet has been there so long that it was actually sealed with a large ring of plumber’s putty, which is currently as hard as a rock!  Luckily, the plug I bought still fit right in the middle the ring and sealed up the opening enough to prevent any nasty gases from escaping.

It turned out to be a pretty simple job once the water line had been capped off.  I took the two piece out to the alley and sat them next to the dumpster for bulk pick up this week.  Here’s where things get a little funny.  I went out later to take some trash out and noticed the toilet tank was gone.  I wasn’t too surprised as the tank itself was still in decent shape, but there was absolutely no way to salvage the bowl.  I opened up the dumpster to toss in the trash when I noticed large pieces of porcelain strewn all about the dumpster.

Either someone had second thoughts about taking the tank and manged to break it, or some ”helpful” neighbor doesn’t understand about bulk pick up and thought they would put it in the dumpster for me.  Weird people.

Yeah! Plumbing is Done

January 24, 2008 By: Curtis Category: remodeling No Comments →

So, we finally had the plumbers out a couple days ago to take care of the “hoosier” drain line in our kitchen.  It’s nice to have a proper vent  and not leaky drain.  Though we still can’t run the dishwasher and the washing machine at the same time due to the location of the vent, it’s still much improved from the past.

 Also, I had them cap off the old iron water line to the basement toilet.  Time to make a trip to Home Depot and get a cap for the floor drain there so I can get that toilet out this weekend in time for Bulky Items pickup next week.  I don’t know about you, but I LOVE having ally dumpsters and monthly bulk pick up.  It’s awesome. 

The time-line is now set.  I’ll finish up any remaining wall demolition in the basement this weekend and be ready to start removing stored items to the garage so I can work on taking out the rest of the plaster ceiling.  Anyone out there need a bunch of wood lathe?

Bumper Sticker Comedy

January 23, 2008 By: Curtis Category: city living No Comments →

Last night we went up to Sheldon Concert Hall to see a special performance to benefit The Freedom School.  The concert featured several performers from the Saint Louis Symphony Orchestra.  This included a husband and wife along with a special guest performer who was their daughter.  As dad said, “It’s not often I get the pleasure of introducing and playing with my daughter.”

 On the way there however, we got stopped at a light on Grand behind a car full of people who turned out to be heading to the Sheldon as well.  My wife looked down and read one of their bumper stickers and instantly laughed out loud.   I soon followed (what can I say, I’m a slow reader!).

I enjoyed these so much that I thought I would share.  Here they are, in order from my least favorite to my most favorite.

  1. “The voices in my head sing Show-tunes”
  2. “What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it’s all about?”
  3. “HONK if your Amish!”

While the first one is sort of funny, the second is pretty good, that last one there is down right, laugh out loud funny. 

Remembering

January 21, 2008 By: Curtis Category: my life No Comments →

It’s Martin Luther King Jr. Day.  The bus was empty except for the driver, myself and one other person.  Today I wanted to share with you the famous King “I have a dream” speech.  I got the text from over at American Rhetoric.  They have the full length video of the speech as well if you want to check it out.

I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation.

Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity.

But one hundred years later, the Negro still is not free. One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the Negro is still languished in the corners of American society and finds himself an exile in his own land. And so we’ve come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.

In a sense we’ve come to our nation’s capital to cash a check. When the architects of our republic wrote the magnificent words of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, they were signing a promissory note to which every American was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all men, yes, black men as well as white men, would be guaranteed the “unalienable Rights” of “Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” It is obvious today that America has defaulted on this promissory note, insofar as her citizens of color are concerned. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, America has given the Negro people a bad check, a check which has come back marked “insufficient funds.”

But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this nation. And so, we’ve come to cash this check, a check that will give us upon demand the riches of freedom and the security of justice.

We have also come to this hallowed spot to remind America of the fierce urgency of Now. This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off or to take the tranquilizing drug of gradualism. Now is the time to make real the promises of democracy. Now is the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of segregation to the sunlit path of racial justice. Now is the time to lift our nation from the quicksands of racial injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood. Now is the time to make justice a reality for all of God’s children.

It would be fatal for the nation to overlook the urgency of the moment. This sweltering summer of the Negro’s legitimate discontent will not pass until there is an invigorating autumn of freedom and equality. Nineteen sixty-three is not an end, but a beginning. And those who hope that the Negro needed to blow off steam and will now be content will have a rude awakening if the nation returns to business as usual. And there will be neither rest nor tranquility in America until the Negro is granted his citizenship rights. The whirlwinds of revolt will continue to shake the foundations of our nation until the bright day of justice emerges.

But there is something that I must say to my people, who stand on the warm threshold which leads into the palace of justice: In the process of gaining our rightful place, we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred. We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. We must not allow our creative protest to degenerate into physical violence. Again and again, we must rise to the majestic heights of meeting physical force with soul force.

The marvelous new militancy which has engulfed the Negro community must not lead us to a distrust of all white people, for many of our white brothers, as evidenced by their presence here today, have come to realize that their destiny is tied up with our destiny. And they have come to realize that their freedom is inextricably bound to our freedom.

We cannot walk alone.

And as we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall always march ahead.

We cannot turn back.

There are those who are asking the devotees of civil rights, “When will you be satisfied?” We can never be satisfied as long as the Negro is the victim of the unspeakable horrors of police brutality. We can never be satisfied as long as our bodies, heavy with the fatigue of travel, cannot gain lodging in the motels of the highways and the hotels of the cities. *We cannot be satisfied as long as the negro’s basic mobility is from a smaller ghetto to a larger one. We can never be satisfied as long as our children are stripped of their self-hood and robbed of their dignity by a sign stating: “For Whites Only.”* We cannot be satisfied as long as a Negro in Mississippi cannot vote and a Negro in New York believes he has nothing for which to vote. No, no, we are not satisfied, and we will not be satisfied until “justice rolls down like waters, and righteousness like a mighty stream.”

I am not unmindful that some of you have come here out of great trials and tribulations. Some of you have come fresh from narrow jail cells. And some of you have come from areas where your quest — quest for freedom left you battered by the storms of persecution and staggered by the winds of police brutality. You have been the veterans of creative suffering. Continue to work with the faith that unearned suffering is redemptive. Go back to Mississippi, go back to Alabama, go back to South Carolina, go back to Georgia, go back to Louisiana, go back to the slums and ghettos of our northern cities, knowing that somehow this situation can and will be changed.

Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my friends.

And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.”

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of “interposition” and “nullification” — one day right there in Alabama little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; “and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together.”

This is our hope, and this is the faith that I go back to the South with.

With this faith, we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith, we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith, we will be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free one day.

And this will be the day — this will be the day when all of God’s children will be able to sing with new meaning:

My country ’tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing.

Land where my fathers died, land of the Pilgrim’s pride,

From every mountainside, let freedom ring!

And if America is to be a great nation, this must become true.

And so let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire.

Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York.

Let freedom ring from the heightening Alleghenies of
  Pennsylvania.

Let freedom ring from the snow-capped Rockies of Colorado.

Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of California.

But not only that:

Let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia.

Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee.

Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi.

From every mountainside, let freedom ring.

And when this happens, when we allow freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God’s children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual:

Free at last! Free at last!

Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!

King was a great man of vision. This country still struggles at times with the segregation and racism. My small country town often played host to local KKK meetings on nearby farms. Rumor was there was still a law on the books that all blacks must be out of town by sundown. Not having any police officers, it was obviously unenforced. I still remember when the interracial couple moved in two doors down from us. They were very nice people. A military family working at the air force base a few miles away. It was just a few weeks after they moved in when someone made the comment to my father when we were out at dinner at the town cafe, “How you like living next to them checkered folks?” My father ignored them. I could tell he took offense to what was said. You see, I may have been raised in a backwoods, redneck, racist area, but my parents taught me better. They showed me by example why there is no need to discriminate against other people. My hats off to them and I hope I am instilling that same virtue in my son.

While my parents raised me to not hate those of another color, there were very few minorities living in the area.  The unknown is frightening.  You see stories in the paper and on the news of inner city violence.  Even today, the media seems to portray blacks as violent.  For people growing up like me, that paints a picture that is hard to get over, even with a strong upbringing like mine.  Despite all of that, I share the same dream as Dr. King.  I’ve had many labels in my life.  Everything from geek to jock.  I didn’t care for any of them.  The dream is to go beyond not only the color of our skins, but also beyond every outward appearance.  There is no need for blondes, brunettes, redheads, etc.  We are all God’s children.  The “content of our character” is the real key to Dr. King’s dream.

I realized how much my life lacked in diversity when I went to a wedding of my wife’s best friend.  The wedding was between a woman who was part Ethiopian and part Dutch.  Her husband was German.  They were married in a Jewish Synagogue.  It was wonderful. 

Take time today to not just remember the man, but to remember the dream as well.  Forge ahead. But let’s not do it alone.

We cannot walk alone.

And as we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall always march ahead.

We cannot turn back.

I Love Science and Math… Don’t You?

January 16, 2008 By: Curtis Category: my life 1 Comment →

Well, I guess Winter decided to get back at me for my last post.  I’ve been doing extra sleeping and medication.  Luckily things are pretty well back to normal at this point.

 Last night, I managed to catch the most recent episode of Nova on PBS.  If you didn’t catch it, the episode was on The Race To Absolute Zero.  I sat enthralled watching.  It reminded me about what I love about science (especially Physics) and math.  One person on the show said something to the effect that science is a race to a moving target.  Just as you get where you’re going, there’s a new target to hit. 

To me, it’s about learning just for the learning.  Math is the best because it’s truly the base for every other science.  Without math, other sciences would be in the dark.  Physics is a close second because it can help describe they physical relationships such as chemistry and the movement of atoms and such.

I’ll admit, I was pretty burned out on math and science after getting my bachelors degree in engineering.  But after getting out in the work world, I renewed my love and for the first time understood the beauty of math and how things work. 

It also reminded me that we really need to included both PBS and NPR in our charitable giving this year.  I get so much use and enjoyment out of those things that I should really give back.  We typically focus our giving on the Zoo and Humane Society, but I think we’ll have to expand some this year.

Am I alone?  Or does anyone else out there really enjoy the beauty that is math?

I Can’t Wait ‘Til Spring

January 11, 2008 By: Curtis Category: city living 2 Comments →

I’ll be honest, as much as I like living in St. Louis, this time of year sucks!  I’ve always hated winter and things haven’t changed much. 

As a child, I rarely ever went out to play in the snow.  I preferred to sit inside and read.  Even being born in February, I chose a date of birth that was so mild my parents said people were wearing shorts and t-shirts to the hospital. 

Is there any way we can pick up St. Louis and move it some place warmer?  It’s times like these I ALMOST think global warming isn’t such a bad thing!. 

Time For the Plumber

January 10, 2008 By: Curtis Category: remodeling No Comments →

I’ve got a plumber coming by this evening to take care of capping the water line to that basement toilet.  While he’s there, I’m going to have him take a look at the wonderfully “Hoosier” drain stack under the kitchen sink.  Oh, the number of things that are wrong with it.

  1. They used an “S” trap rather than a proper “P” trap.  Basically, if you look at the bent portion of the drain under the sink, it should resemble the letter P with the hump facing down.  This keeps some portion of water in the pipe and provides a blockage for sewer gases to leak back into the house causing an unpleasant smell.  With an S type trap, quickly draining water will pull itself all the way out and leave the trap dry, thus defeating the purpose.
  2. There is no vent on the drain.  Ever take a full bottle of soda (or Pop), open it up and turn it upside down to pour out?  You know then that it won’t pour out evenly but in spurts as air fills up the bottle.  You need that air inside the bottle to “push” the liquid out.  Otherwise, the bottle would collapse due to the void of air from pouring out the liquid.  Without a vent in the drain line you get the same thing.  There should be a second pipe nearby that raises higher than the fixture to allow air into the drain.  Without that, the only exit is through the sink and pushing water into an air filled tunnel means the air needs to escape.  Without a vent, there is no place to cycle the air.
  3. A VERY improper transition between plastic and cast iron drain lines.  The new PVC goes down to the basement and meets a short sub of a cast iron drain line right near the floor.  Instead of a rubber gasket of some such, they thought it would be perfectly fine to simply smash a large jar of plumbers putty all around it.  That should seal it up good… right?  Or not, as the case may be. 

I’m SOOO looking forward to getting this fixed too.  It’s been a year living with it and it’s only getting worse.  We knew about it going into the house, so it’s not like it was a surprise, but I didn’t want someone else fixing it, knowing they wouldn’t have it done like I wanted.