They Don’t Build ‘em Like That Anymore
I don’t know if I ever related the story from this past spring about our dogs getting themselves locked in our downstairs bathroom. We had put them in there to keep them out of the way of workers in the house for something or other. The larger of the dogs (Harley) has learned to nudge doorknobs with his nose as a sign that he wants to go out. Well, the bathroom has a small latch below the knob that locks the door with a bolt lock. He managed to do this back then and get them both locked in there. I tried removing the door knob, only to shatter the glass knob falling on the tile floor of the bathroom. No luck trying to get the lock open from the outside. Luckily, we had the window open (it was spring and nice out) so I was able to get a ladder and crawl through the window and open the door from the inside.
Since then, we just used some tape to hold the lock open and we’ve used that bathroom to keep the dogs on a number of occasions (especially during thunderstorms). Increasingly over the past couple of months, we’ve come home to one or more of the dogs shut in the bathroom. We open the door and he (them) come rushing out all excited. We really wish we had a motion sensitive camera set up there to figure out exactly how this happens.
Well, this past Saturday, Harley showed us that the power of his nose is stronger than tape. Yes, we came home and he was not only shut in the bathroom, but the door was locked as well. Oh, and since we shut and locked all the windows in the house before leaving for vacation, there was no external access now to the bathroom. I went through several scenarios before finally freeing the dog.
- I first tried the good old method of carding the lock. I knew it was bolt lock and didn’t have a sloped side to card, but I also knew it was a very loose fit and maybe I could wiggle it enough to get it open. No luck.
- Knowing how door frames are made, I thought I could just take the piece of trim off the outside of the door and then remove the stop piece from the jamb. That would surely give me enough space to wiggle that lock open. Well, after getting the trim piece off, it was discovered that the trim was actually holding up the adjacent wall. As in, the plaster is now sagging off the lath right next to it. I also found out, they didn’t use to make door jambs quite so cheap and flimsy as they do now. The stop and the jamb, in my case, was one solid piece of wood. To add to that, the the jamb wasn’t even a butt joint to the top of the frame, instead, the two pieces were set in a half-lap joint. At this point, my wife said she’s never heard me say they did something right. She’s right, to some extent. What’s usually done wrong though is the remodeling over the years, not the original building, but that’s a whole other post.
- Getting a little nervous by now. Since the plaster is loose anyway, maybe I can take a bit of it off and find the lock on the other side of the jamb. No, I can see the tips of the screws sticking out from the strike plate, but I can’t get it the lock itself, and the angle is really funny to try and get a drill bit started.
- Even more nervous by now. Back to my first idea from the last time. I wasn’t looking forward to breaking another glass door knob though. My wife had the brilliant idea at this point to shove a few kitchen towels under the door to provide a softer landing area (as it turns out, the door knob did get a small chip, but it was not in a thousand pieces like the last time, great thinking on her part). After getting the door knob shoved out the other side (the only opening here is for the knob post), we bent a wire coat hanger around and got it pushed through the opening. I gave up and let the wife have a turn while I thought about some other ideas. I eventually gave it one more try and did manage to mangle the tape loose enough that I got the lock open. This proved more challenging than you can imagine since, peering through the hole, there was a cat on the other side who was enjoying playing with this fun piece of wire sticking through the door.
It’s a good thing I got it open when I did. I had 2 more ideas at this point. One involved a drill to try and find the lock mechanism from the outside of the door. The other idea involved a 2″x4″ and a sledge hammer.
Of course, after finally getting them out, I disassembled latch and removed the mortise lock from the door. I opened it up and physically removed the bolt lock from inside. Everything is back together now with the lock no longer functioning.
Needless to say, it was quite a stressful experience. On another note, anyone know a good plaster repairer?

